Monday, September 01, 2008

Jenna Jameson Is Having a Baby!

Jenna Jameson Is Having a Baby!

Jenna Jameson announced that she's having a baby...so what's the good news?!
She was a porn star - the only good thing I see coming out of this, is when she's in delivery...she won't feel the need to push!
Good thing Jenna is out of the business now. Imagine her working throughout her pregnancy without taking maternity leave...who'd wanna watch that flick?
Poor kid; he will always be the child of an ex-porn star. His father's job ain't so bad, he's a martial artist - he gets paid to kick ass...his mom...got paid to lick 'em!
I really do feel sorry for this child; when he's in kindergarten doing arts & crafts and he has to draw a portrait of his mom...he gonna run out of pink crayon!

- Mista Mo